---> I am a fucking potato
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revolucianado:

revolucianado:

tryin to clean my house and listen to Beyonce at the same time

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I didn’t almost break my neck for 4 notes you fuckers

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dewittbooker:

people who manage to keep the same url/theme for more than a month are strong and inspiring and should not be messed with

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toenail-fister:

khazi-x:

toenail-fister:

Today is Hitler’s birthday, pot day, and zombie jesus day.
What a time to be alive.

420 praise it, mein Führer

420 praise it
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sebastianmoran:

100% fool proof way of catching hannibal lecter is in his shopping receipts

You eat an awful lot of meat for somebody who doesn’t yknow

Buy any.

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» [SnK] 認知症になった兵長の話 [EreRi]

nurui:

Title: Cognitively impaired heichou
Pairings: Eren x Levi
Author: うるみ // Translation: nurui
Notes: requested by anon; THIS IS…NOT A HAPPY STORY…

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*skips 150 songs till i get the one i want* it must be destiny

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student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.
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